1 00:00:30,785 --> 00:00:36,870 Once upon a time there was a perverted scientist who answered to the name of Dr. Goldfoot. 2 00:00:44,883 --> 00:00:47,967 This perverted scientist had made women. 3 00:00:52,808 --> 00:00:57,220 No real women. But robots. 4 00:00:58,522 --> 00:01:02,306 Impossible to kill, whatever we do to them. 5 00:01:04,778 --> 00:01:08,823 This whole ploy was part of a plot hatched by Dr. Goldfoot, 6 00:01:09,158 --> 00:01:11,364 to dominate the world. 7 00:01:15,289 --> 00:01:19,037 But, at the Central Intervention Service, better known as SIC, 8 00:01:19,251 --> 00:01:23,296 we have a sharp mind, and we are still on a war footing. 9 00:01:27,051 --> 00:01:30,135 The SIC needed a little help. 10 00:01:30,888 --> 00:01:33,177 And he won his case. 11 00:01:38,354 --> 00:01:42,399 In the eyes of some observers, it might seem that Dr. Goldfoot 12 00:01:42,567 --> 00:01:46,434 achieved his goals in his plan to conquer the world. 13 00:01:51,284 --> 00:01:55,531 But the forces of good did not let go of him one step. 14 00:02:09,553 --> 00:02:15,093 It all culminates in a wild chase in the hills of San Francisco. 15 00:02:19,563 --> 00:02:24,189 The perverted Dr. Goldfoot was finally like a rat in a mousetrap. 16 00:02:27,613 --> 00:02:31,196 And he met a fatal outcome. 17 00:02:32,493 --> 00:02:37,321 Thus ended the evil career by the no less diabolical Dr. Goldfoot. 18 00:02:39,416 --> 00:02:41,575 But had he really disappeared? 19 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:21,157 Hello, my dear! 20 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:51,985 Arrival of Flight 402 21 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:54,869 from New York, gate 5. 22 00:03:55,202 --> 00:03:57,824 Flight 402, gate 5. 23 00:03:58,873 --> 00:04:01,031 A FRENCH GENERAL EXPLODES 24 00:04:04,170 --> 00:04:06,542 - Oh, excuse me. - It's nothing, young man. 25 00:04:08,466 --> 00:04:11,087 - You are... - No, not at all, no. 26 00:04:12,303 --> 00:04:15,470 I am... Professor Piategorski, the famous sousaphonist. 27 00:04:16,224 --> 00:04:18,347 Perhaps you attended at one of my concerts? 28 00:04:18,893 --> 00:04:20,435 No, I don't like the sousaphone. 29 00:04:21,187 --> 00:04:23,809 It's really a shame, you see, because... 30 00:04:25,066 --> 00:04:28,649 I have fan clubs all over the country. Worldwide. 31 00:04:29,362 --> 00:04:31,106 The sousaphone is very popular. 32 00:04:31,823 --> 00:04:33,198 Yes. 33 00:04:33,950 --> 00:04:36,109 We have just had a hit in Paris. 34 00:04:36,870 --> 00:04:38,578 And there we go to... 35 00:04:39,748 --> 00:04:41,906 Yes, you are right, my dear. 36 00:04:42,626 --> 00:04:44,203 But I'll leave you a hint. 37 00:04:44,961 --> 00:04:48,829 Where we are going, everything is covered in snow. 38 00:04:49,675 --> 00:04:52,841 Piles and piles of snow. 39 00:04:53,220 --> 00:04:54,880 Arrivederci. 40 00:05:01,145 --> 00:05:03,303 I'm sure I've seen it somewhere before. 41 00:05:06,525 --> 00:05:08,019 It's terrible. 42 00:05:08,652 --> 00:05:10,645 Another general went up in smoke. 43 00:05:10,905 --> 00:05:12,565 - Cigarettes? - No, thank you. 44 00:05:12,865 --> 00:05:14,573 Look who's here. 45 00:05:14,867 --> 00:05:17,025 A very fresh little hen. 46 00:05:21,540 --> 00:05:23,699 Do you want that I accompany you? 47 00:05:24,126 --> 00:05:28,076 This is not necessary, thank you. In addition, access is regulated. 48 00:05:28,381 --> 00:05:30,539 - Oh, I see, thank you. - See you later. 49 00:05:39,976 --> 00:05:42,134 Don't catch a cold. 50 00:06:26,398 --> 00:06:30,147 You should turn off the generators now, my dear. 51 00:06:41,747 --> 00:06:45,697 We will be able to admire our little treats. 52 00:07:02,227 --> 00:07:03,970 Well... Do you see that... 53 00:07:05,105 --> 00:07:09,399 A perfect replica. Programmed for love and destruction. 54 00:07:10,652 --> 00:07:11,932 Hardjob. 55 00:07:12,487 --> 00:07:15,441 Hardjob, make her dress for her role. 56 00:07:16,408 --> 00:07:18,733 I have a general there who is dying of envy 57 00:07:19,327 --> 00:07:21,450 to show him his love. 58 00:07:21,705 --> 00:07:22,820 Come on. 59 00:07:46,730 --> 00:07:50,100 This is very pleasant, but duty calls us. 60 00:07:50,776 --> 00:07:52,935 - It's time to go. - We don't care about duty. 61 00:07:53,237 --> 00:07:55,693 A little more respect for duty. 62 00:07:56,407 --> 00:07:59,361 - The position is more important. - You take the job, I'll take the girls. 63 00:07:59,827 --> 00:08:00,990 Stupid! 64 00:08:01,287 --> 00:08:02,865 Come on, let me look. 65 00:08:04,665 --> 00:08:06,623 We are expected at 7 p.m. sharp. 66 00:08:06,876 --> 00:08:08,584 Ciccio, a Chinese! 67 00:08:09,253 --> 00:08:11,293 Or ? Are you crazy? I only see one couple. 68 00:08:11,464 --> 00:08:13,373 He's a Chinese spy, I'm sure of it. 69 00:08:13,550 --> 00:08:14,795 - Let's go. - Wait a bit. 70 00:08:15,051 --> 00:08:17,008 - I said let's go. - Where did he go? 71 00:08:41,370 --> 00:08:45,533 You are impossible. One more delay like that and I'll fire you. 72 00:08:45,749 --> 00:08:48,371 - You are right. - There are people, calm. 73 00:09:06,854 --> 00:09:08,930 - I'm here, Dr. Goldfoot... - What? 74 00:09:09,231 --> 00:09:11,639 - I'm here... - Speak louder, Fong. 75 00:09:11,901 --> 00:09:13,977 Oh, I'm sorry. Yes ? 76 00:09:14,612 --> 00:09:18,941 I'm here, Dr. Goldfoot, exactly as you ordered. 77 00:09:19,158 --> 00:09:20,736 Very good, Fong. 78 00:09:21,869 --> 00:09:24,028 Here is our adorable creature. 79 00:09:25,623 --> 00:09:28,743 - Is she the special girl? - No, not at all, stupid. 80 00:09:29,669 --> 00:09:31,578 That's his line. 81 00:09:31,796 --> 00:09:34,881 You're going to have to take care of the original. 82 00:09:35,884 --> 00:09:37,259 Come, my dear. 83 00:09:38,053 --> 00:09:39,677 Come on, outside. 84 00:09:48,730 --> 00:09:50,272 After you. 85 00:10:03,412 --> 00:10:05,654 It's the Chinese guy from the park... 86 00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:10,497 - Let me... - It's for me! 87 00:10:28,646 --> 00:10:30,105 Nice job! 88 00:10:31,274 --> 00:10:33,515 - Look at ! - The toilets are our only chance. 89 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:37,228 Get it, come on. 90 00:10:49,876 --> 00:10:52,034 You have done well, my dear. 91 00:10:59,719 --> 00:11:01,000 Stand up... 92 00:11:04,641 --> 00:11:05,839 Thank you. 93 00:11:15,527 --> 00:11:16,938 Take care of her. 94 00:11:49,770 --> 00:11:51,514 Zip, and that’s it! 95 00:12:20,385 --> 00:12:22,757 Now go. At work. 96 00:12:45,077 --> 00:12:47,319 Fong, there's the general. Do you hear me? 97 00:12:50,749 --> 00:12:51,948 Fung! 98 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:26,785 Cute! 99 00:13:36,171 --> 00:13:38,329 This is done. Take him now. 100 00:13:41,051 --> 00:13:42,593 Ciccio! 101 00:13:58,318 --> 00:14:00,940 She's a little tipsy. THANKS. 102 00:14:05,034 --> 00:14:06,492 The Chinese. 103 00:14:06,785 --> 00:14:08,577 We were wrong. 104 00:14:17,588 --> 00:14:19,248 Is it the same as before? 105 00:14:19,465 --> 00:14:21,624 Who else do you want it to be? 106 00:14:22,635 --> 00:14:25,671 - We had the wrong guy. - Are you saying I dreamed the spy? 107 00:14:25,888 --> 00:14:27,632 No, there is definitely a Chinese. 108 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:31,176 He got into a car with a stranger. 109 00:14:31,477 --> 00:14:33,304 - And him, then? - Let's ask him. 110 00:14:33,688 --> 00:14:35,147 Are you Chinese? 111 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:40,903 ...Idiots! 112 00:14:41,154 --> 00:14:43,941 Typically oriental accent. He's a Chinese. 113 00:14:44,115 --> 00:14:45,195 Really ? 114 00:14:49,579 --> 00:14:51,738 - They're going to blow everything up. - Maybe... 115 00:15:02,342 --> 00:15:06,126 From Sexycryptite, Dr. Goldfoot's favorite explosive. 116 00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:09,807 -Who is this Goldfroot? - The worst maniac ever. 117 00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:14,478 A merciless assassin who wants to dominate the world. 118 00:15:15,022 --> 00:15:17,727 The explosion must have soften the brain, be careful. 119 00:15:18,817 --> 00:15:22,601 I need to contact the authorities. Colonel Benson of the SIC. 120 00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:25,194 - Untie me! - What is SIC? 121 00:15:25,699 --> 00:15:27,858 Central Intervention Service. 122 00:15:30,037 --> 00:15:34,082 Your attention, our leader, Colonel Benson, will say a few words to you. 123 00:15:35,084 --> 00:15:36,163 Stay there. 124 00:15:39,881 --> 00:15:41,541 My little colonel... 125 00:15:44,093 --> 00:15:46,050 We have recruited new agents. 126 00:15:46,596 --> 00:15:50,261 My congratulations on this selection... 127 00:15:50,892 --> 00:15:53,300 - Who is this guy? - Hey, who is it? 128 00:15:54,479 --> 00:15:57,646 This is Colonel Doug Benson, of the English high command. 129 00:15:57,816 --> 00:15:59,476 He says he's a leader. 130 00:16:01,152 --> 00:16:02,812 That's why you are here, 131 00:16:03,071 --> 00:16:07,318 because you have the qualities required for this type of mission. 132 00:16:07,993 --> 00:16:09,784 Your courage... 133 00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:13,203 We are friends. We have worked on many missions. 134 00:16:14,833 --> 00:16:16,031 You will see. 135 00:16:19,087 --> 00:16:20,332 Hello, old man! 136 00:16:21,590 --> 00:16:25,801 It's you. I believed that you had been kicked out of the SIC. 137 00:16:26,011 --> 00:16:27,636 Benson, listen to me, this is urgent. 138 00:16:27,888 --> 00:16:30,557 I am sure of myself. I have proof that Goldfoot... 139 00:16:30,849 --> 00:16:35,096 Come on, hold on. You me speak quietly in front of our guests. 140 00:16:36,855 --> 00:16:38,516 He's still alive! 141 00:16:40,442 --> 00:16:42,234 Goldfoot, huh? 142 00:16:42,445 --> 00:16:45,362 Wait for me in my office. I'll join you as soon as I'm finished. 143 00:16:49,035 --> 00:16:53,578 Go to the council room, and be sure to advise well. 144 00:16:56,751 --> 00:16:58,079 So, here it is... 145 00:16:58,961 --> 00:17:01,120 Here are your recruit badges. 146 00:17:03,758 --> 00:17:05,834 We need to get some too. 147 00:17:06,094 --> 00:17:08,799 - How to do it? - By force, break his arms! 148 00:17:09,013 --> 00:17:11,053 Legs, and everything else! 149 00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:14,258 It's coming, get ready to act. 150 00:17:15,687 --> 00:17:17,347 Here, take one. 151 00:17:17,814 --> 00:17:19,094 You too. 152 00:17:21,401 --> 00:17:23,358 Did you see that? He must have heard us. 153 00:17:32,287 --> 00:17:35,158 Forward, march! One, two, three, four... 154 00:17:53,142 --> 00:17:55,633 It's not my fault. I was kissing him because I'm American. 155 00:17:55,895 --> 00:17:58,053 We Americans love everyone. 156 00:17:59,148 --> 00:18:01,187 Another one of your dirty tricks, Bill? 157 00:18:01,734 --> 00:18:03,358 I was just trying to be friendly. 158 00:18:03,569 --> 00:18:05,562 He was just trying to be friendly. 159 00:18:05,821 --> 00:18:07,316 Let's forget that. 160 00:18:07,531 --> 00:18:09,489 So, Bill, what do you have in mind? 161 00:18:10,243 --> 00:18:13,160 Two generals were killed in the last 24 hours. 162 00:18:13,454 --> 00:18:16,372 And a Belgian general was blown up an hour ago. 163 00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:18,912 I know about it. 164 00:18:19,377 --> 00:18:21,950 As for you, I am very surprised. 165 00:18:23,089 --> 00:18:25,247 You are no longer part of the SIC. 166 00:18:25,967 --> 00:18:28,043 Because of women. 167 00:18:28,303 --> 00:18:30,461 I admit that I love them. 168 00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:34,009 But I know that Dr. Goldfoot was there when the general died. 169 00:18:34,976 --> 00:18:36,720 It's your imagination. 170 00:18:36,937 --> 00:18:38,929 I saw it with my own eyes. 171 00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,225 Really, Bill? 172 00:18:42,108 --> 00:18:44,066 Is that why you came? 173 00:18:44,986 --> 00:18:46,646 I wanted to inform you of this. 174 00:18:46,863 --> 00:18:48,607 Bill, this is all very clear. 175 00:18:48,865 --> 00:18:51,617 Your invention about Goldfoot 176 00:18:51,910 --> 00:18:54,864 only serves you to try to re-enter the SIC. 177 00:18:55,664 --> 00:18:57,324 Listen carefully, Goldfoot is dead. 178 00:18:57,624 --> 00:19:00,032 Do you hear me? Goldfoot is no longer alive! 179 00:19:02,504 --> 00:19:03,833 Are you crazy? 180 00:19:04,089 --> 00:19:06,248 The red phone is the president's line. 181 00:19:14,058 --> 00:19:15,386 Colonel Benson? 182 00:19:16,268 --> 00:19:18,427 Benson? Yes, you wanted to talk to me? 183 00:19:18,688 --> 00:19:21,807 - It's about the generals being blown up. - Exploded? Oh, yes... 184 00:19:22,066 --> 00:19:23,525 What about it? 185 00:19:23,818 --> 00:19:25,692 These explosions are just a... coincidence. 186 00:19:26,070 --> 00:19:28,561 I'm sure not. Open an investigation. 187 00:19:29,157 --> 00:19:31,730 I make you responsible, you hear me? 188 00:19:32,243 --> 00:19:34,117 I am the one in charge. 189 00:19:34,370 --> 00:19:36,114 - Hold on to it. - Personally. 190 00:19:36,372 --> 00:19:38,531 I will do everything possible. 191 00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:41,033 No, I demand the impossible. 192 00:19:48,134 --> 00:19:50,708 Benson, for your sake, and that of our country... 193 00:19:51,388 --> 00:19:55,302 Shut up. I just spoke to the president. 194 00:19:56,101 --> 00:19:59,719 Dr. Goldfoot is alive, and it was he who killed these generals. 195 00:20:00,647 --> 00:20:02,141 -Rosanna. - Sir ? 196 00:20:02,566 --> 00:20:04,724 Take the gentleman to the door. 197 00:20:04,943 --> 00:20:06,188 Good, sir. 198 00:20:10,949 --> 00:20:12,194 This way. 199 00:20:13,368 --> 00:20:14,697 You can go there. 200 00:20:20,167 --> 00:20:21,412 Please. 201 00:20:25,339 --> 00:20:28,375 Hey, can we chat over coffee? 202 00:20:28,592 --> 00:20:31,166 I don't drink coffee, It keeps me from sleeping. 203 00:20:31,470 --> 00:20:34,424 Something else, then. Can you step out for a moment? 204 00:20:45,735 --> 00:20:47,359 My dear General Willis, 205 00:20:47,695 --> 00:20:50,649 you are the last living NATO general. 206 00:20:51,574 --> 00:20:53,152 Do you want to know why? 207 00:20:55,328 --> 00:20:56,739 P... Why? 208 00:20:56,996 --> 00:20:59,155 I must study and assimilate 209 00:20:59,499 --> 00:21:02,286 your voice, your speech, and your approach. 210 00:21:02,544 --> 00:21:04,370 This way I will be able to imitate you to perfection. 211 00:21:06,256 --> 00:21:09,043 Q... What do you... want to do? 212 00:21:10,719 --> 00:21:13,589 When I have your place, I will lead NATO. 213 00:21:14,472 --> 00:21:16,631 You can't do that! Free me! 214 00:21:17,434 --> 00:21:18,976 L... Free me! 215 00:21:20,395 --> 00:21:22,304 M... Bad! 216 00:21:26,026 --> 00:21:28,066 Free me! 217 00:21:30,364 --> 00:21:32,736 - Did you call me? - No, I snapped my fingers. 218 00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:35,444 You're kidding. 219 00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:38,280 What do you want, master? 220 00:21:38,789 --> 00:21:41,494 Your target tonight is him. 221 00:21:43,043 --> 00:21:44,787 You know what to do. 222 00:21:45,296 --> 00:21:49,044 Detonate it, but at half charge. We are indoors... 223 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,045 Go ahead. 224 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:58,684 One, two, three, 225 00:21:59,477 --> 00:22:02,015 four, five, six. 226 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:05,263 - I want a kiss. - N... No... 227 00:22:09,779 --> 00:22:11,107 Nothing more. 228 00:22:29,799 --> 00:22:32,291 Another general bites the dust. 229 00:22:45,858 --> 00:22:47,233 Dr. Goldfoot. 230 00:22:47,526 --> 00:22:50,017 The next group of explosive girls is ready. 231 00:22:50,446 --> 00:22:52,272 Obviously he's ready. 232 00:22:52,489 --> 00:22:54,648 My machine makes them automatically. 233 00:22:55,117 --> 00:22:57,822 It's just a question of technique. 234 00:22:59,955 --> 00:23:01,153 There, you see? 235 00:23:01,957 --> 00:23:04,745 Hardjob, do you have my list? THANKS. 236 00:23:08,005 --> 00:23:10,164 So, let's see. 237 00:23:11,884 --> 00:23:15,218 Check the correct mixing of the plastic. 238 00:23:16,055 --> 00:23:17,549 Checked. 239 00:23:17,765 --> 00:23:19,557 Activate the circuit. 240 00:23:21,519 --> 00:23:22,764 Enabled. 241 00:23:25,606 --> 00:23:26,805 Contact ! 242 00:24:18,828 --> 00:24:20,986 They look like real ones, huh? 243 00:24:21,956 --> 00:24:24,957 They seem real because they are the incredible product 244 00:24:25,126 --> 00:24:27,581 of my perverse genius. 245 00:24:27,837 --> 00:24:29,995 You see, each of these beauties 246 00:24:30,298 --> 00:24:34,794 is provided with what we call, in the jargon, well, in my jargon, 247 00:24:35,428 --> 00:24:37,420 a proximity fuse. 248 00:24:37,972 --> 00:24:39,965 If we get too close, 249 00:24:40,475 --> 00:24:43,048 or if we issue good or bad vibes... 250 00:24:43,728 --> 00:24:44,843 poof! 251 00:24:45,188 --> 00:24:49,517 A wonderful explosion destroyed my daughters, 252 00:24:50,693 --> 00:24:52,651 as well as their victims. 253 00:24:53,905 --> 00:24:57,855 You, my dear, you have so much well accomplished your first mission, 254 00:24:58,118 --> 00:25:01,451 that I have duplicated you again, for emergency cases. 255 00:25:03,206 --> 00:25:05,199 Why did I get into this? 256 00:25:06,585 --> 00:25:08,328 It's very simple. 257 00:25:10,464 --> 00:25:15,042 There will be seven generals in Rome, for the maneuvers which begin tomorrow. 258 00:25:15,802 --> 00:25:20,132 Correction, there were seven generals. There are none left. 259 00:25:21,183 --> 00:25:24,599 My explosive girls took care of them. 260 00:25:25,688 --> 00:25:29,270 By a curious competition of circumstances, General Willis 261 00:25:30,401 --> 00:25:32,974 looked a lot like me. 262 00:25:33,988 --> 00:25:36,609 A man of extraordinary beauty. 263 00:25:38,617 --> 00:25:39,862 What is this ? 264 00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:42,906 Oh, excuse me. I have to go back to work. 265 00:25:43,164 --> 00:25:44,362 Hardjob. 266 00:25:46,042 --> 00:25:47,322 You too, Fong. 267 00:25:49,587 --> 00:25:51,129 Intruders in the garden, doctor. 268 00:26:00,348 --> 00:26:03,183 Don't worry. They are couriers. 269 00:26:04,686 --> 00:26:09,727 I'm going to visit my little friends for their breakfast. 270 00:26:10,817 --> 00:26:13,390 As for you, Poem of the Pacific, 271 00:26:13,611 --> 00:26:15,189 watch over the girls. 272 00:26:30,587 --> 00:26:32,496 My best cologne. 273 00:26:35,717 --> 00:26:37,461 It's not for you. 274 00:26:40,639 --> 00:26:43,925 Arrange that rug. And try the lemon verbena. 275 00:26:46,353 --> 00:26:48,263 And fix the door! 276 00:26:55,446 --> 00:26:58,566 So, my little friends. You're hungry, aren't you? 277 00:26:59,033 --> 00:27:01,109 Don't bother looking at me like that. 278 00:27:01,369 --> 00:27:04,654 It is as you like it: Very, very, very bloody. 279 00:27:05,748 --> 00:27:07,029 Go ahead and throw it away. 280 00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:30,474 30 seconds? 281 00:27:31,566 --> 00:27:34,982 Either they weren't very hungry, or I was wrong. 282 00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:40,406 My piranhas devour a beef in 25 seconds. 283 00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:45,034 Okay, let's go. The work awaits us. 284 00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:50,576 There's only one thing left before dominating the world. 285 00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:07,261 No, Colonel, try again. 286 00:28:07,645 --> 00:28:10,100 - We are here... - ...for a meeting, I know. 287 00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:12,437 - ...here for... - I have a good memory, Rosanna. 288 00:28:34,172 --> 00:28:35,631 Please, gentlemen. 289 00:28:38,593 --> 00:28:40,751 Take off your hats, please. 290 00:28:45,684 --> 00:28:47,723 Gentlemen, we want... 291 00:28:51,106 --> 00:28:52,517 Gentlemen. 292 00:28:52,691 --> 00:28:54,849 We are holding a secret meeting here. 293 00:28:55,610 --> 00:28:58,184 We are in the best kept room 294 00:28:58,488 --> 00:29:00,528 of the entire department. 295 00:29:02,618 --> 00:29:04,990 Security is maximum there. 296 00:29:05,871 --> 00:29:09,951 We are safe from microphones, tape recorders, and spies. 297 00:29:10,709 --> 00:29:14,244 No one can see or hear us. 298 00:29:16,757 --> 00:29:17,920 Let's go. 299 00:29:18,133 --> 00:29:21,549 Gentlemen, please observe carefully this map. 300 00:29:23,055 --> 00:29:25,214 In several European capitals, 301 00:29:25,474 --> 00:29:28,261 NATO generals were killed. 302 00:29:28,436 --> 00:29:29,515 Push yourself! 303 00:29:29,770 --> 00:29:32,890 They literally exploded. 304 00:29:33,649 --> 00:29:37,350 These generals had to come here, 305 00:29:37,778 --> 00:29:40,898 to participate in maneuvers which should begin soon. 306 00:29:41,157 --> 00:29:43,730 Do you think there's a connection, Colonel? 307 00:29:45,244 --> 00:29:49,491 If there is a link, the SIC will discover it. 308 00:29:51,209 --> 00:29:53,083 Who will be loaded 309 00:29:53,253 --> 00:29:54,711 of such an important investigation? 310 00:29:59,843 --> 00:30:01,966 I got smoke in my eyes. 311 00:30:02,178 --> 00:30:04,337 It takes an exceptional man for that. 312 00:30:05,223 --> 00:30:08,390 As you know, we have many men like that. 313 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:12,178 Strong, efficient, and ready to risk their lives. 314 00:30:13,982 --> 00:30:16,817 But the human factor should not be the only one to decide 315 00:30:16,985 --> 00:30:20,485 of the choice of our agents for such a perilous mission. 316 00:30:21,365 --> 00:30:23,322 I could be wrong, I admit. 317 00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:25,658 But Rita, no. 318 00:30:26,411 --> 00:30:27,692 Who is Rita? 319 00:30:28,038 --> 00:30:30,327 Rita is the most modern computer. 320 00:30:30,541 --> 00:30:33,874 Imported from America, he is the flagship of his industry. 321 00:30:42,595 --> 00:30:44,801 Let's continue inside. Gentlemen. 322 00:31:09,038 --> 00:31:10,581 This way. 323 00:31:14,169 --> 00:31:16,327 Gentlemen, this is Rita. 324 00:31:16,838 --> 00:31:18,996 Rita, here are these gentlemen. 325 00:31:24,596 --> 00:31:27,134 We have the complete files of all our secret agents 326 00:31:27,349 --> 00:31:29,472 on IBM computer cards. 327 00:31:30,602 --> 00:31:33,271 They were ingested then digested by the circuits, 328 00:31:33,814 --> 00:31:35,806 to finally get out that way. 329 00:31:37,234 --> 00:31:40,733 In an instant, the skills of each of our agents 330 00:31:40,946 --> 00:31:43,104 are analyzed by Rita, 331 00:31:43,323 --> 00:31:44,734 our pretty machine. 332 00:31:45,284 --> 00:31:47,442 The most competent agents 333 00:31:47,953 --> 00:31:51,369 will be selected for this perilous mission. 334 00:31:51,582 --> 00:31:53,954 - Can I press the button? - Certainly, Colonel, this one. 335 00:31:56,837 --> 00:31:58,035 Ah OK. 336 00:31:58,672 --> 00:32:00,167 - Can I go? - Go for it. 337 00:32:09,809 --> 00:32:11,433 Man makes mistakes. 338 00:32:11,894 --> 00:32:13,887 The machine, never. 339 00:32:23,323 --> 00:32:25,066 That's what he believes. 340 00:32:45,220 --> 00:32:47,213 Short circuit. 341 00:33:10,371 --> 00:33:12,162 Here are the selections, gentlemen. 342 00:33:18,671 --> 00:33:20,829 The 477. 343 00:33:24,594 --> 00:33:26,919 And the 478. 344 00:33:29,265 --> 00:33:30,973 Bring in these agents. 345 00:33:31,517 --> 00:33:34,352 Gentlemen, let's return to the conference room. 346 00:33:36,564 --> 00:33:39,435 Call agents 477 and... 347 00:33:47,367 --> 00:33:50,202 This is the crucial moment that we were all waiting for. 348 00:33:50,453 --> 00:33:53,573 The door will open to the embodiment of courage. 349 00:33:54,916 --> 00:33:57,751 The security of the world rests on these brave men. 350 00:33:58,795 --> 00:34:00,171 Open the door. 351 00:34:09,014 --> 00:34:11,849 It's an automatic reflex. With every kiss you slap me. 352 00:34:12,267 --> 00:34:14,011 You don't like coffee or kissing. 353 00:34:14,228 --> 00:34:16,719 I hate coffee, it's true. But I like kisses. 354 00:34:17,064 --> 00:34:19,222 But you only think about that. 355 00:34:19,441 --> 00:34:20,722 It's my passion. 356 00:34:21,026 --> 00:34:23,813 But it's only the second time that we see each other. 357 00:34:24,113 --> 00:34:26,520 - You're right, I'm wasting time. - Stop! 358 00:34:26,740 --> 00:34:29,362 You really don't see why did I call you? 359 00:34:29,618 --> 00:34:30,863 It's to slap me. 360 00:34:31,203 --> 00:34:33,575 No, because I like you, and I would like to help you. 361 00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:35,238 Look at. 362 00:34:35,833 --> 00:34:37,493 I shouldn't tell you this, but... 363 00:34:37,752 --> 00:34:41,168 here are the two agents chosen by the computer 364 00:34:41,505 --> 00:34:43,463 to investigate the blown up generals. 365 00:34:43,716 --> 00:34:45,175 These are the two idiots. 366 00:34:45,468 --> 00:34:47,045 That's it. Two idiots plus you. 367 00:34:48,721 --> 00:34:50,215 Should I go with them? 368 00:34:50,431 --> 00:34:53,635 If you help them conclude the investigation, you will rejoin the SIC. 369 00:34:55,645 --> 00:34:57,934 It's great. You deserve a kiss. 370 00:34:58,565 --> 00:35:01,352 Come on, stop. Come, let's drink. 371 00:35:02,652 --> 00:35:04,692 - THANKS. - Health. 372 00:35:10,327 --> 00:35:13,244 You know what, Breath of the Gobi Desert? 373 00:35:15,165 --> 00:35:17,786 This Bill Dexter makes me nervous. 374 00:35:21,129 --> 00:35:22,671 Do you know what else? 375 00:35:23,006 --> 00:35:26,707 I absolutely have to have this Rosanna. 376 00:35:27,636 --> 00:35:31,848 Amazing. So you have a heart, Dr. Goldfoot? 377 00:35:32,391 --> 00:35:35,096 Don't be stupid, I don't want to listen to it. 378 00:35:36,311 --> 00:35:38,434 I want to duplicate it. Go. 379 00:35:44,445 --> 00:35:46,734 You think it's easy to dominate the world? 380 00:35:49,033 --> 00:35:50,610 Your sandwich, sir. 381 00:35:52,787 --> 00:35:55,194 - A drink? - Yes, for me. 382 00:35:59,919 --> 00:36:01,247 Isn't he cute? 383 00:36:01,921 --> 00:36:03,499 Finally I find you. 384 00:36:03,798 --> 00:36:06,254 - All three of us must unite. - For what ? 385 00:36:06,551 --> 00:36:10,251 Because I know who is responsible of these murders, Dr. Goldfoot. 386 00:36:10,513 --> 00:36:12,672 Fine, but I'd rather eat my sandwich. 387 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,391 What else do you know, Dexter? 388 00:36:16,102 --> 00:36:20,930 I discovered that a big house was recently rented to a foreigner. 389 00:36:21,316 --> 00:36:23,273 The house has rooms in the basement. 390 00:36:23,526 --> 00:36:27,061 And the current tenant ordered a lot of plastic. 391 00:36:27,364 --> 00:36:29,855 - Do you understand? - No, explain to me. 392 00:36:30,617 --> 00:36:32,242 It’s simple, my dear Franco. 393 00:36:32,661 --> 00:36:34,819 All generals exploded with plastic. 394 00:36:35,622 --> 00:36:38,243 Goldfoot makes bombs who look like girls. 395 00:36:38,667 --> 00:36:40,790 We have to go to this house and stop him. 396 00:36:42,379 --> 00:36:45,463 Stop him, are his daughters explosive? Let's see... 397 00:36:45,966 --> 00:36:48,539 This is rubbish. You just want to re-enter... 398 00:36:49,219 --> 00:36:52,054 - You react like Benson. - Of course, he got us up to speed. 399 00:36:52,347 --> 00:36:55,218 He is the head of... We trust him. 400 00:36:56,602 --> 00:36:59,175 So you don't want my help? 401 00:36:59,438 --> 00:37:02,724 - This is our investigation. -And we are superior brains. 402 00:37:02,942 --> 00:37:05,433 You can't come. Find yourself another investigation. 403 00:37:06,779 --> 00:37:08,606 Very well, I will lead it myself. 404 00:37:08,864 --> 00:37:11,237 I'm going to get Rosanna, she will be able to convince Benson. 405 00:37:14,036 --> 00:37:17,571 Do you see that! He learned the trade by correspondence. 406 00:37:17,832 --> 00:37:21,248 He thinks he's a great agent. The leaders will not be fooled. 407 00:37:21,711 --> 00:37:24,498 - Shut up, he's right. - What do you mean? 408 00:37:25,214 --> 00:37:28,500 - It packs a punch. - So, are you thirsty? 409 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,337 Stop, you fool! 410 00:37:30,595 --> 00:37:33,003 I took photos of the plans of the house. 411 00:37:33,348 --> 00:37:35,387 We have to go to Goldfoot. 412 00:37:35,975 --> 00:37:38,929 We spy on him, we unmask him, then we stop it! 413 00:37:39,229 --> 00:37:42,645 Ciccio, thanks to your plan, We will become heroes! 414 00:37:44,192 --> 00:37:45,473 I can't wait any longer. 415 00:38:42,460 --> 00:38:43,919 -Rosanna! - Hi. 416 00:38:45,129 --> 00:38:46,209 Rosanna, is that you? 417 00:38:47,549 --> 00:38:49,625 It looks good. But is it really you? 418 00:38:49,884 --> 00:38:52,671 Rosanna, stop, I don't have time to play. I need your help. 419 00:38:52,929 --> 00:38:54,304 - My help? - Yes. 420 00:38:59,019 --> 00:39:02,803 Rosanna, listen to me. You have to help me convince Benson. 421 00:39:03,857 --> 00:39:07,475 Wait a bit... You didn't even look at me. 422 00:39:11,698 --> 00:39:14,865 You are very pretty. But you have to go see Benson. Look at. 423 00:39:15,869 --> 00:39:17,661 I found where Goldfoot is hiding. 424 00:39:19,373 --> 00:39:21,780 What do you have against Goldfoot? 425 00:39:41,395 --> 00:39:44,266 It's very hot, don't you think? 426 00:39:47,902 --> 00:39:49,230 Rosanna... 427 00:39:50,112 --> 00:39:53,067 I can solve the affair of the exploded generals. 428 00:39:54,867 --> 00:39:56,445 It's interesting. 429 00:39:56,994 --> 00:39:59,995 You have silky hair. Like a baby. 430 00:40:03,501 --> 00:40:06,621 It's really hot, isn't it? 431 00:40:11,509 --> 00:40:13,668 Take off your clothes, darling. 432 00:40:58,349 --> 00:41:00,507 It's very good. Keep it up, darling. 433 00:41:01,102 --> 00:41:03,059 Miserable insect! 434 00:41:03,854 --> 00:41:08,351 I'm going to crush it. He won't bother me anymore. 435 00:41:09,485 --> 00:41:11,561 At first, I didn't know much. 436 00:41:11,821 --> 00:41:14,857 Now I know everything about you. You are beautiful and I love you. 437 00:41:15,116 --> 00:41:16,279 Wait a bit. 438 00:41:21,831 --> 00:41:23,575 How about a coffee? 439 00:41:23,917 --> 00:41:26,159 I love coffee. But we'll take it later. 440 00:41:26,586 --> 00:41:28,994 We have better things to do. 441 00:41:29,255 --> 00:41:32,007 You are not Rosanna. You're one of Goldfoot's daughters. 442 00:41:32,175 --> 00:41:33,669 Rosanna hates coffee. 443 00:41:34,010 --> 00:41:36,086 - Don't be stupid! - Where is Rosanna? 444 00:41:36,429 --> 00:41:37,592 I don't know. 445 00:41:37,848 --> 00:41:39,508 You will see that with the SIC. 446 00:41:40,183 --> 00:41:42,093 You are crazy. You'll never find her again. 447 00:41:42,394 --> 00:41:44,054 Doctor Goldfoot is too... 448 00:42:10,131 --> 00:42:12,586 It's not Rosanna, it's a giant puzzle. 449 00:42:14,135 --> 00:42:16,092 I have to find the real Rosanna. 450 00:42:17,179 --> 00:42:18,757 She's at Goldfoot's. 451 00:42:31,069 --> 00:42:33,986 So, Star of the East, who am I now? 452 00:42:35,031 --> 00:42:36,359 Goldfoot. 453 00:42:38,409 --> 00:42:40,817 I look exactly like General Willis. 454 00:42:41,454 --> 00:42:43,613 To the late General Willis. 455 00:42:49,963 --> 00:42:53,462 Post #7. A military vehicle approaches the house. 456 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,959 - Should I open fire? - No. 457 00:42:56,428 --> 00:42:58,171 Let them pass. 458 00:43:01,224 --> 00:43:03,383 Plan4B. 459 00:43:35,176 --> 00:43:37,797 Stop, girls. We have visitors. 460 00:43:38,095 --> 00:43:40,503 - Hello, Colonel. - Hello, my mother. 461 00:43:41,474 --> 00:43:44,475 - What is my honor worth? - Can we take a look? 462 00:43:44,852 --> 00:43:47,011 Please go ahead. 463 00:43:48,064 --> 00:43:52,691 You two, I can see by your outfits, that you are archaeologists. 464 00:43:54,112 --> 00:43:56,982 If you are interested in foundations... 465 00:43:57,740 --> 00:44:00,576 No, not the foundations... Look instead. 466 00:44:00,910 --> 00:44:03,448 This is one of the oldest buildings in Rome. 467 00:44:03,913 --> 00:44:06,286 It was built in the 10th century. 468 00:44:07,792 --> 00:44:11,327 Maybe you want us entrust one of your relatives? 469 00:44:12,798 --> 00:44:16,297 What do you think to see our girls doing gymnastics? 470 00:44:16,718 --> 00:44:18,343 Yes, with pleasure. 471 00:44:41,368 --> 00:44:43,278 - So, Colonel? - Everything is fine. 472 00:44:43,579 --> 00:44:46,497 - End of alert. - C2, end of alert. 473 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,752 - There's something wrong. - What then? 474 00:44:51,504 --> 00:44:53,331 Let's go inspect the place. 475 00:44:54,340 --> 00:44:56,498 - Hello, guys. - Where is he going? 476 00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:01,888 Colonel Benson, there are plastic spies. And a clandestine network of girls! 477 00:45:02,890 --> 00:45:05,049 Ciccio, look. The Chinese will torture us. 478 00:45:05,393 --> 00:45:08,311 Ciccio, do something. Holy Mother, help us. 479 00:45:32,421 --> 00:45:36,253 Take these two idiots to the girls' gym. I'll join you in a moment. 480 00:46:07,707 --> 00:46:09,865 What's going on here? Stop it! 481 00:46:10,376 --> 00:46:12,285 - Goldfoot! - What are we going to do? 482 00:46:12,545 --> 00:46:14,703 Stop it, you idiots! 483 00:46:16,090 --> 00:46:17,335 Come on. 484 00:46:31,773 --> 00:46:34,264 This is the day I forgot to lubricate the machine. 485 00:47:41,511 --> 00:47:43,800 The second! He must not escape. 486 00:47:43,972 --> 00:47:45,382 Alert ! 487 00:47:51,021 --> 00:47:52,431 Franco! 488 00:47:58,612 --> 00:48:00,403 Rosanna is at Goldfoot's. Did you see her? 489 00:48:00,655 --> 00:48:03,325 I don't know Goldfoot, neither Rosanna, nor anyone. Hi ! 490 00:48:03,533 --> 00:48:05,028 Wait, what about Ciccio? 491 00:48:05,327 --> 00:48:08,244 He is very strong! It's a crazy place over there! 492 00:48:08,497 --> 00:48:09,955 No, you're coming with me! 493 00:48:22,553 --> 00:48:23,964 Dr. Goldfoot. 494 00:48:24,179 --> 00:48:26,587 What is it, Willow Bud? 495 00:48:27,057 --> 00:48:29,809 Bill and the second agent are there. 496 00:48:31,437 --> 00:48:32,682 You know what? 497 00:48:32,980 --> 00:48:37,642 Because of this idiot, sorry, of that idiotic, but dangerous, Dexter, 498 00:48:37,860 --> 00:48:40,944 I have to change my plans. And move up a gear. 499 00:48:46,619 --> 00:48:49,953 Come on, over to you. Give him the injection. 500 00:49:11,811 --> 00:49:13,270 Beijing on the phone. 501 00:49:14,981 --> 00:49:17,140 Beijing? Thank you, my dear. Yes ? 502 00:49:24,574 --> 00:49:26,532 Yes... yes... 503 00:49:26,743 --> 00:49:29,317 But I had to change our plans. 504 00:49:30,998 --> 00:49:33,868 I had to use one of my explosive girls to 505 00:49:34,209 --> 00:49:36,783 take care of the last NATO general, 506 00:49:37,046 --> 00:49:38,588 earlier than expected. 507 00:49:39,048 --> 00:49:42,582 But his B-52 is ready and already equipped 508 00:49:42,885 --> 00:49:46,336 of the super H bomb for tomorrow's maneuvers. 509 00:49:46,764 --> 00:49:50,133 It's very easy for me to take the place of General Willis. 510 00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:53,849 We look a lot alike. 511 00:49:54,021 --> 00:49:56,346 I am personally committed to it. 512 00:49:56,565 --> 00:49:58,724 I will drop the bomb on Moscow. 513 00:50:03,364 --> 00:50:04,479 Pardon ? 514 00:50:06,576 --> 00:50:08,367 No, it wasn't the bomb. 515 00:50:08,911 --> 00:50:12,115 And about our sharing of the world? 516 00:50:13,249 --> 00:50:16,618 Excuse me, I took the liberty to take some notes. 517 00:50:17,420 --> 00:50:22,047 I want South America, California, Las Vegas, Capri, 518 00:50:22,300 --> 00:50:25,669 with of course the Playboy Clubs. Tax exempt, yes. 519 00:50:26,096 --> 00:50:29,381 You keep Asia, Africa, Palermo and... 520 00:50:30,183 --> 00:50:31,464 and Coney Island. 521 00:50:31,685 --> 00:50:35,385 For the rest of the world, we do half and half. 522 00:50:36,106 --> 00:50:38,775 By the way, I sent your team back to you. 523 00:50:39,026 --> 00:50:41,777 They were a great help to me. 524 00:50:42,321 --> 00:50:45,487 Yes, lab workers, remember? Pardon ? 525 00:50:46,491 --> 00:50:50,536 Of course, you, Chinese, hate waste. 526 00:50:51,747 --> 00:50:55,697 You would like the explosive girls I have left. 527 00:50:57,044 --> 00:51:01,540 Well, I've already sent them all to you. 528 00:51:02,967 --> 00:51:05,458 My personal gift to your Mao. 529 00:51:07,346 --> 00:51:08,971 Goodbye, thank you. 530 00:51:10,099 --> 00:51:12,008 What a beautiful war! 531 00:51:14,186 --> 00:51:16,144 America and Russia 532 00:51:16,856 --> 00:51:20,225 will destroy themselves in a colossal atomic conflict. 533 00:51:21,319 --> 00:51:24,569 And we, the Chinese, we will control the world. 534 00:51:34,249 --> 00:51:36,822 A perfect replica... Yuck! 535 00:51:56,772 --> 00:51:58,349 Your wishes are orders, sir. 536 00:51:59,024 --> 00:52:01,017 Of course. But you... 537 00:52:01,610 --> 00:52:03,234 you stay here. 538 00:52:03,695 --> 00:52:07,824 And I order you to eliminate the slightest living being that enters this house. 539 00:52:08,283 --> 00:52:10,276 Did you understand my orders? 540 00:52:10,577 --> 00:52:12,985 I will carry out your orders, Dr. Goldfoot. 541 00:52:13,205 --> 00:52:15,328 So run them. Come. 542 00:52:20,713 --> 00:52:22,752 Come to the garage. 543 00:52:22,965 --> 00:52:25,717 In 15 minutes, we will be at the airport. 544 00:52:32,892 --> 00:52:34,683 I'll go first, cover me. 545 00:52:34,894 --> 00:52:36,970 And who covers me? 546 00:52:48,408 --> 00:52:50,400 Ciccio, I'm going to get you out of here. 547 00:53:04,341 --> 00:53:05,883 And Rosanna? 548 00:53:06,134 --> 00:53:08,708 - I'm Ciccio. - I know. Where is Rosanna? 549 00:53:09,513 --> 00:53:10,711 Stay there. 550 00:53:17,354 --> 00:53:19,394 What have we done to you? You're frozen. 551 00:53:19,940 --> 00:53:21,814 I need to warm you up. 552 00:53:22,526 --> 00:53:24,602 You are living beings. 553 00:53:25,821 --> 00:53:27,612 So you must die. 554 00:53:28,991 --> 00:53:30,236 Attention ! 555 00:54:17,582 --> 00:54:18,745 Stay there. 556 00:54:18,959 --> 00:54:20,750 He lost his mind. They must have drugged him. 557 00:54:20,961 --> 00:54:23,416 Don't worry, it's just a line. 558 00:54:24,881 --> 00:54:25,830 Where is Goldfoot? 559 00:54:26,341 --> 00:54:29,128 I saw him leave, through a secret passage. 560 00:54:29,970 --> 00:54:31,381 Let's follow him. 561 00:54:32,097 --> 00:54:34,220 - Do you know where it is? - Come on, I'll show you. 562 00:54:34,474 --> 00:54:37,926 We must stop Goldfoot before that he does not carry out his plan. 563 00:54:38,145 --> 00:54:39,556 He went through that wall. 564 00:54:45,319 --> 00:54:46,149 Come on. 565 00:54:46,362 --> 00:54:47,607 Come, Ciccio. 566 00:55:06,883 --> 00:55:08,425 They are coming, come! 567 00:55:24,359 --> 00:55:26,316 Hey, wait for me! 568 00:55:50,010 --> 00:55:53,213 Mr giant, have you seen the three spies we are looking for? 569 00:55:54,014 --> 00:55:57,098 I don't understand English. Me Sicilian. 570 00:55:57,392 --> 00:56:00,014 It's nice, I speak parmesan. Come. 571 00:56:13,284 --> 00:56:14,826 Get them out of there. 572 00:56:22,752 --> 00:56:23,914 Let's go. 573 00:56:29,050 --> 00:56:30,248 And there you have it. 574 00:56:42,105 --> 00:56:44,144 Hey, it's a public place! 575 00:56:56,077 --> 00:56:57,951 Excuse me, we're lost. 576 00:56:58,163 --> 00:57:00,701 Can you tell me the quickest way to the airport? 577 00:57:00,957 --> 00:57:03,116 At the next Roman candle, turn right. 578 00:57:04,169 --> 00:57:06,328 - THANKS. - Give me what you want. 579 00:57:06,630 --> 00:57:08,457 Money. THANKS. 580 00:57:08,882 --> 00:57:10,211 Tourists! 581 00:57:17,683 --> 00:57:20,352 I have something in my eye. Help me, quickly. 582 00:57:20,686 --> 00:57:22,264 - Which ? - This one. 583 00:57:36,827 --> 00:57:39,828 The Trevi Fountain. How pretty. 584 00:57:41,707 --> 00:57:43,118 One piece, please. 585 00:57:45,795 --> 00:57:46,874 That will be enough. 586 00:57:48,965 --> 00:57:51,041 We will never achieve to accomplish our mission like this. 587 00:57:51,259 --> 00:57:54,213 We have to get to the airport, and seize Willis' plane. 588 00:57:56,389 --> 00:57:59,888 I have the strange feeling that we are being followed. 589 00:58:02,354 --> 00:58:06,054 There is no one there. This is your Western imagination. 590 00:58:06,775 --> 00:58:10,060 Orientals are only interested in facts. 591 00:58:11,363 --> 00:58:12,608 It's a fact. 592 00:58:12,823 --> 00:58:14,862 Dr. Goldfoot, how do you want to enter the base? 593 00:58:15,117 --> 00:58:17,821 I am General Willis, and you are my team. 594 00:58:18,328 --> 00:58:20,950 You are Doctor Goldfoot, and we are suspects. 595 00:58:21,164 --> 00:58:22,789 Nice to know you. 596 00:58:23,792 --> 00:58:26,366 I'll show you how I'm General Willis. Hold the steering wheel. 597 00:58:26,837 --> 00:58:28,415 Time for me to change. 598 00:58:30,174 --> 00:58:31,798 Hold it better than that. 599 00:58:35,846 --> 00:58:37,175 So who am I? 600 00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:40,256 - General Willis. - I told you so. 601 00:58:40,476 --> 00:58:43,049 You two, put on your work clothes. 602 00:58:44,396 --> 00:58:46,270 Come on, Hardjob, hurry up! 603 00:58:46,816 --> 00:58:48,310 Let me help you. 604 00:58:48,567 --> 00:58:51,355 I now know why the Chinese are so inscrutable. 605 00:58:53,489 --> 00:58:55,482 Now straight to the airport. 606 00:58:55,950 --> 00:59:00,030 For the crucial moment of my diabolical and perverse genius. 607 00:59:00,997 --> 00:59:03,951 I'd like us to see Goldfoot now. 608 00:59:04,667 --> 00:59:06,541 - Do you really want it? - Yes. 609 00:59:08,212 --> 00:59:09,707 Get out quickly! 610 01:04:07,769 --> 01:04:09,097 Goldfoot's car! 611 01:05:12,585 --> 01:05:14,293 Here's the plane! 612 01:06:21,489 --> 01:06:24,240 We are losing altitude. Throw in some ballast! 613 01:08:05,553 --> 01:08:07,095 Who is there? 614 01:08:08,848 --> 01:08:12,798 Brushes of all kinds. Samples of Chinese back scratchers. 615 01:08:25,907 --> 01:08:27,152 Come, come. 616 01:08:27,993 --> 01:08:28,942 Come. 617 01:09:09,118 --> 01:09:11,111 I love flying! 618 01:09:36,813 --> 01:09:38,687 - My knee! - Let it swell! 619 01:09:39,065 --> 01:09:40,773 It already is! 620 01:09:48,575 --> 01:09:50,283 Moscow. 621 01:10:19,774 --> 01:10:21,102 It doesn't work. 622 01:10:21,275 --> 01:10:22,853 - Do you allow that? - You are welcome. 623 01:10:29,033 --> 01:10:31,275 - I don't see anything anymore. - Let me guide you. 624 01:10:31,452 --> 01:10:33,077 It'll be better in a moment. 625 01:10:33,329 --> 01:10:34,658 Have a good trip ! 626 01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:37,535 Arrivederci! 627 01:10:38,209 --> 01:10:41,127 Ciccio, did you see what I did to the Chinese guy? 628 01:10:41,796 --> 01:10:44,418 What do you want it to do to me? I already have my problems. 629 01:10:45,675 --> 01:10:47,300 Let me go, you idiot! 630 01:11:11,493 --> 01:11:13,367 I need a parachute. 631 01:11:19,877 --> 01:11:22,415 Goodbye, my friends. 632 01:11:22,671 --> 01:11:26,290 I'm leaving. Dr. Goldfoot has thought of everything. 633 01:11:26,550 --> 01:11:28,792 The autopilot takes us to Moscow. 634 01:11:29,011 --> 01:11:33,056 In 16 minutes the hatch will open and the super H-bomb 635 01:11:33,391 --> 01:11:36,510 will be unleashed on the Kremlin. 636 01:11:37,728 --> 01:11:39,721 Nothing can stop him now. 637 01:11:42,441 --> 01:11:44,315 Hardjob, come here. 638 01:11:46,821 --> 01:11:49,941 You are not quite Mary Poppins, but let's go. 639 01:11:57,165 --> 01:11:58,908 I have to take orders. 640 01:12:23,734 --> 01:12:26,735 - It was a close call. - We're heading to Moscow. 641 01:12:28,489 --> 01:12:31,905 Damn, the super bomb will soon be unleashed on the Kremlin. 642 01:12:32,409 --> 01:12:35,114 We must stop it, she could hurt someone. 643 01:12:35,913 --> 01:12:39,033 S.B.A.T. ? S.B.A.T. ? We have located you. 644 01:12:39,333 --> 01:12:41,326 I'll pass you Colonel Benson. A moment. 645 01:12:42,503 --> 01:12:44,294 - This is Colonel Benson. - Is that you, colonel? 646 01:12:44,505 --> 01:12:46,129 - Yes. - It's Bill. 647 01:12:46,507 --> 01:12:50,457 - Not Bill Dexter? - Yes, and your two agents are with me. 648 01:12:50,720 --> 01:12:51,965 Do you want to talk to them? 649 01:12:52,263 --> 01:12:55,180 Oh my God, no. What happened? 650 01:12:55,725 --> 01:12:57,433 Where is General Willis? 651 01:12:58,269 --> 01:13:00,938 Goldfoot eliminated him and took his place. 652 01:13:01,522 --> 01:13:04,274 Don't worry about Goldfoot, he jumped out of the plane. 653 01:13:04,484 --> 01:13:05,682 Okay, head back to base. 654 01:13:05,943 --> 01:13:08,481 Impossible, Goldfoot blocked the orders. 655 01:13:08,738 --> 01:13:11,692 His super bomb will be dropped on the Kremlin. 656 01:13:11,950 --> 01:13:13,741 What ? So, it's war. 657 01:13:13,910 --> 01:13:15,903 That's what he wanted, war. 658 01:13:16,121 --> 01:13:19,038 I have an idea, I'm sending a hunter to shoot you down. 659 01:13:19,666 --> 01:13:22,786 Wait, Benson. Couldn't we defuse the bomb? 660 01:13:23,003 --> 01:13:27,795 It's risky. Ask the two idiots, they are not essential. 661 01:13:28,049 --> 01:13:30,623 Follow the instructions exactly. 662 01:13:31,303 --> 01:13:32,548 Good luck. 663 01:13:33,764 --> 01:13:35,756 Okay, guys, it's your turn. 664 01:13:54,785 --> 01:13:56,244 Go ahead, go down. 665 01:14:05,463 --> 01:14:09,330 Ciccio, you know why Bill us put this on? It keeps you warm. 666 01:14:10,551 --> 01:14:12,876 We have to go, guys. Give me the manual. 667 01:14:13,095 --> 01:14:14,887 Don't get angry. Here it is, your manual. 668 01:14:17,892 --> 01:14:21,475 "If, within a period of one year, the bomb would explode, 669 01:14:21,729 --> 01:14:25,857 "you can have it replaced at Hydrogène Manufacturing Cie." 670 01:14:33,283 --> 01:14:36,200 Gently lift the HK hatch. 671 01:14:51,843 --> 01:14:53,836 I would have dreamed of being a dunce. 672 01:14:55,264 --> 01:14:58,680 Return rheostat B from 7 to 0. 673 01:15:02,020 --> 01:15:04,690 - Hurry up, guys. - Better slowly but surely. 674 01:15:04,982 --> 01:15:06,725 Quick, we have two minutes left. 675 01:15:06,984 --> 01:15:09,023 Otherwise, the bomb will be dropped. 676 01:15:09,570 --> 01:15:10,981 It's okay. 677 01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:25,207 We succeeded. We are saved! 678 01:15:28,381 --> 01:15:30,089 Ciccio, look! 679 01:15:33,261 --> 01:15:35,300 - Mamma mia! - Hang in there! 680 01:15:36,806 --> 01:15:38,680 You must have gone wrong somewhere. 681 01:16:25,147 --> 01:16:28,065 Benson? The bomb has been dropped, but did not explode. 682 01:16:28,275 --> 01:16:29,520 That's good, my little ones. 683 01:16:29,777 --> 01:16:32,731 Your two agents are sacrificed for humanity. 684 01:16:32,988 --> 01:16:36,938 The brave guys, they gave their lives to save ours. 685 01:16:37,660 --> 01:16:40,032 What are the orders for returning? 686 01:16:40,538 --> 01:16:43,029 As you know, the Earth is round. 687 01:16:43,291 --> 01:16:47,288 If you stay the course, you will return to your starting point. 688 01:16:47,628 --> 01:16:48,660 Great ! 689 01:17:04,229 --> 01:17:07,348 Russians! I speak their language, you'll see. 690 01:17:11,111 --> 01:17:12,356 Raise your fist. 691 01:17:13,363 --> 01:17:14,643 To your health. 692 01:17:16,366 --> 01:17:17,481 The president. 693 01:17:25,083 --> 01:17:27,325 - Hello ? - Hello, Mr President. 694 01:17:27,794 --> 01:17:31,080 Everything is fine. The super bomb did not explode. 695 01:17:31,340 --> 01:17:34,424 - She's buried in the snow. - Very happy to hear that. 696 01:17:34,676 --> 01:17:38,377 Listen carefully, Benson. I want this matter to be forgotten. 697 01:17:39,056 --> 01:17:42,757 If the Russians found out, there would be serious repercussions. 698 01:17:44,478 --> 01:17:47,598 You are right. I have already sent the two secret agents 699 01:17:47,857 --> 01:17:50,478 who so valiantly saved the world. 700 01:17:50,985 --> 01:17:53,772 Cancel everything, it must not get out. 701 01:17:54,405 --> 01:17:58,106 - I'm afraid you don't understand? - Yes, yes, I completely understand. 702 01:17:58,409 --> 01:18:00,947 - This affair never existed. - Alright. 703 01:18:14,425 --> 01:18:16,383 Hi. I was afraid you wouldn't come. 704 01:18:16,636 --> 01:18:18,961 You know I had to say goodbye to you. 705 01:18:19,180 --> 01:18:22,051 It's not final, Rosanna, I will come back. 706 01:18:22,809 --> 01:18:25,265 I can finally rejoin the SIC. 707 01:18:26,438 --> 01:18:30,270 I understand, Bill. And I know how important CIS is to you. 708 01:18:30,734 --> 01:18:32,892 I know. And I'll be back soon. 709 01:18:33,111 --> 01:18:34,903 - Promise? - I promise. 710 01:18:40,160 --> 01:18:41,868 - Good morning. - Good morning. 711 01:18:43,246 --> 01:18:45,453 Your flight to New York is at gate 9. 712 01:18:45,666 --> 01:18:47,374 - Thank you. - Good day. 713 01:18:47,751 --> 01:18:49,827 Goodbye, my heart. I will write to you. 714 01:18:55,050 --> 01:18:56,628 I won't look at other girls anymore. 715 01:19:09,440 --> 01:19:10,436 Bye. 716 01:19:11,776 --> 01:19:13,484 The guys just finished. 717 01:19:19,659 --> 01:19:21,402 - It stinks in here. - Open the door. 718 01:19:22,286 --> 01:19:24,030 Executioner, it's freezing outside! 719 01:19:24,789 --> 01:19:26,746 Do you want me to freeze to death? 720 01:19:26,958 --> 01:19:29,663 Go to the kitchen and stay there! Come on. 721 01:19:29,877 --> 01:19:30,992 Executioner! 722 01:19:32,046 --> 01:19:34,537 - What is current? - Alternative 253 volts. 723 01:19:41,514 --> 01:19:43,174 Hey, we have visitors. 724 01:19:43,767 --> 01:19:45,309 Good evening, gentlemen. 725 01:19:46,061 --> 01:19:48,552 - What are you preparing? - Italian spaghetti. 726 01:19:48,730 --> 01:19:50,308 Ah, we invented them. 727 01:19:50,524 --> 01:19:53,275 Here, we call them “lentil shreds”. 728 01:19:53,902 --> 01:19:56,856 If you make me taste it, I can use my influence 729 01:19:57,072 --> 01:20:01,449 to bring you into the Russian Secret Espionage Service. 730 01:20:08,250 --> 01:20:10,788 They will love Siberia.